Diets & Dying

Here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

Diets & Dying

  1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

  2. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

  3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heartattacks than the British or Americans.

  4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

  5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


Hoffendlich gabs des noch net…
Cat

:laughing: hrhr :laughing:

Hupsa,

na hoffentlich bedeutet das nicht das Todesurteil fuer mich. Nachdem ich die naechsten knapp zwei Wochen aehnlich viel Englisch sprechen muss wie Deutsch… :slight_smile: Naja, ich versuch es mal mit fiesen amerikanischem Junkfood wettzumachen.

Roi

Dickes LOL ! :grin: